petek, 29. februar 2008
Defekten artefakt nr. 2, tokrat limona
Se še spomnite defektnega jajca? No, tokrat smo pri Niki naleteli na defektno, bradavičasto limono. Kam gre ta genetski inženiring...
nedelja, 24. februar 2008
Prvo letošnje sončenje
Nisem si mislila, da bom februarja ležala na plaži ob Kolpi in se tako veselo nastavljala sončnim žarkom...
Kulturno in socialno življenje v Beli krajini
Se mogoče spomnite lokala Bučko od Črnomlja naprej, na cesti proti meji - po navadi se peljemo mimo, če gremo na morje kam dlje od Krka. No, jaz sem se vsakič, ko sem šla mimo spraševala, kdo hodi sem in kakšno ime za lokal sploh je Bučko. Včeraj, ko sem se s svojima sestrama odpravila na obisk k našim belokranjskim prijateljicam, sem to izvedela. Na začetku je sicer prišlo do manjšega kulturnega šoka, ampak ko so nas prijateljice spoznale z vsemi lokalci, je postalo nadvse zabavno:) Ne samo, da je Bučko bolj poln od Patriota na Boogiju in tako velik kot npr. Marshall, čisto nič proti nimajo, če uletiš v šank in se tam malo zabavaš, ali pa si greš od gneče odpočiti v skladišče(kjer je tudi DJ), za lokalom je celo igrišče s trampolinom! Dogajanje vsake 10 minut popestri lastnik Bučko, ki se oglaša po mikrofonu z izjavami tipa: "Prinesi mi Zalo life/Klemen in Rozi(gosta lokala), nehajta polivati/Jože, ugasn čik..."
Vsekakor nadvse zanimiva kulturna izkušnja.
Mili, Bučko in Sonja v šanku
Vročekrvni lokalci v boju za čast
Vsekakor nadvse zanimiva kulturna izkušnja.
Mili, Bučko in Sonja v šanku
Vročekrvni lokalci v boju za čast
petek, 22. februar 2008
Do you understand my situation?
Komad, za katerega G trdi, da opisuje, kako ženske čutimo in razmišljamo, moje mnenje pa je,
da je slab primer pocukrane glasbe osemdesetih z glasbeno spremljavo one man banda iz obmorskega kampa(po poljubni izbiri), na glasbo katerega zvečer plešejo stari nemški turisti.
Mnenja?
Klik!Klik!Klik!
da je slab primer pocukrane glasbe osemdesetih z glasbeno spremljavo one man banda iz obmorskega kampa(po poljubni izbiri), na glasbo katerega zvečer plešejo stari nemški turisti.
Mnenja?
Klik!Klik!Klik!
četrtek, 21. februar 2008
sreda, 13. februar 2008
Vi erasmusovci ste čist zmešani:)
Ja takulele: Katja je šla včeraj nazaj v Anglijo, kjer bo do junija, saj je svoje bivanje tam podaljšala še za en semester, Nina se predčasno vrača domov v četrtek...Pa folk, Tea se je nenapovedano vrnila domov(v ponedeljek) v Novo mesto za skus! :) Kozle...
POZDRAV IZ DOLENJSKIH TOPLIC!
Ojla vsi nedobudni pisatelji, žurerji, maškare ipd...!
Glede na to, da se bolj malo vidimo, se tudi jaz oglašam na tem blogu, ki je menda ( tako sem razumela), za tiste, ki so mal v tujini, mal tle. In glede na to, da se ( priznam) po moji zaslugi bolj malo vidmo, bom napisala kšno o mojem bivanju v dolenjskih...hehe
No, zadeva je bila taka, da je bila selitev iz mojega rodnega kraja- karteljevo, zelo mučna, ker sem take sorte, da me zrak z vonjem po gnoju, travniki in nasploh vas kot vas, čist nč ne motjo in sem tam prav uživala. Selitev v petnajst minut oddaljene dolenjske toplice, je bila zatorej zelo mučna, ker tam ni gnoja, moji sosedje so gospodje policisti in občasno kakšna stranka, ki je prišla zavarovat svoje pravice, ali prijavit kakega zlikovca, moja garsonjera pa šteje ubogih 20 kvadratov. Ampak nič hudga, hitr sem se privadila in zdej je tud tam prav lušno! V balneo sicer še nisem šla, vselitvene žurke nisem nardila, ker mam strog hišni red ( hehe), se bom pa kmal spet selila, pa bom takrat kej nardila.
Za tole objavo, je kriva mili, ki je na vsak način hotla, da kej napišem, no pa sem!¨
Zdej pa dragi moji, se bom poboljšala in prišla na kašno pivo, če me boste povabil, ker tud jaz pogrešam tiste študentske razprtije, norčije in pizdarije.
Glede na to, da se bolj malo vidimo, se tudi jaz oglašam na tem blogu, ki je menda ( tako sem razumela), za tiste, ki so mal v tujini, mal tle. In glede na to, da se ( priznam) po moji zaslugi bolj malo vidmo, bom napisala kšno o mojem bivanju v dolenjskih...hehe
No, zadeva je bila taka, da je bila selitev iz mojega rodnega kraja- karteljevo, zelo mučna, ker sem take sorte, da me zrak z vonjem po gnoju, travniki in nasploh vas kot vas, čist nč ne motjo in sem tam prav uživala. Selitev v petnajst minut oddaljene dolenjske toplice, je bila zatorej zelo mučna, ker tam ni gnoja, moji sosedje so gospodje policisti in občasno kakšna stranka, ki je prišla zavarovat svoje pravice, ali prijavit kakega zlikovca, moja garsonjera pa šteje ubogih 20 kvadratov. Ampak nič hudga, hitr sem se privadila in zdej je tud tam prav lušno! V balneo sicer še nisem šla, vselitvene žurke nisem nardila, ker mam strog hišni red ( hehe), se bom pa kmal spet selila, pa bom takrat kej nardila.
Za tole objavo, je kriva mili, ki je na vsak način hotla, da kej napišem, no pa sem!¨
Zdej pa dragi moji, se bom poboljšala in prišla na kašno pivo, če me boste povabil, ker tud jaz pogrešam tiste študentske razprtije, norčije in pizdarije.
ponedeljek, 11. februar 2008
žur z razlogom a.k.a petrin in savijin žur :)
vidm da me je mili zadolžila da napišm svoj komentar na najino fešto s savi. bom probala neki spacat ampak ne obetam veliko ker me je spomin zapustu že ob kakih polnoči. za to uradno krivim moj status gostiteljice, ker sm mogla z vsakim neštetokrat nazdravt (neuradno krivim pa jacka ker sm mogla eksat vodko zarad njega:))
no začetek je biu zelo obetaven..mel smo celo dva laptopa in prepričana sm bla da smo tahujši carji, nič ne more it narobe:) aha to se je seveda izkazalo za zelo napačno saj so nas že zelo kmalu zapustil zvočniki. abe se je sicer trudu z zelo zapletenim posegom v adapter, vendar je bilo vse zaman. in ker se mi ne damo kar tako smo se preostanek noči trudili z avtoradii in z mobiteli, nekateri so si celo peli..
kot drugo se je zgodil kriminal da se je razbila cela flaša vodke. kakšna potrata alkohola. sej mislm da sm se jst še najbol sekerala zarad nje, kot piko na i pa sem dans zvedla da sem pravzaprav jst razbila to flašo. zato ne bom komenterala naprej:)
no in kot da moje nerodnosti še ne bi blo dost sem z vodko polila še milijin in svoj mobitel. posledica je ta, da imava zdaj rahle probleme z odpiranjem telefona (za informacijo pa naj še povem, da sta mobitela stara slab mesec).
morm pa povedat da sm dobila tako super duper darilo od klapce. zdej bom in lepo dišala in posladkala se bom in uhane bom mela nove, predvsem pa se ga bom odžejala:) kot dokaz poglejte prvo slikco in kako se mi oke svetjo ko držim mojga sodčka u roki:)
ja no..potem pa mene počas že zapusti spomin:) vse kar lahko še rečm je to da je biu žur fenomenalen, mel smo se super fajn . edina rešitev k jo vidm je da fešto spet hmal ponovimo:)
no začetek je biu zelo obetaven..mel smo celo dva laptopa in prepričana sm bla da smo tahujši carji, nič ne more it narobe:) aha to se je seveda izkazalo za zelo napačno saj so nas že zelo kmalu zapustil zvočniki. abe se je sicer trudu z zelo zapletenim posegom v adapter, vendar je bilo vse zaman. in ker se mi ne damo kar tako smo se preostanek noči trudili z avtoradii in z mobiteli, nekateri so si celo peli..
kot drugo se je zgodil kriminal da se je razbila cela flaša vodke. kakšna potrata alkohola. sej mislm da sm se jst še najbol sekerala zarad nje, kot piko na i pa sem dans zvedla da sem pravzaprav jst razbila to flašo. zato ne bom komenterala naprej:)
no in kot da moje nerodnosti še ne bi blo dost sem z vodko polila še milijin in svoj mobitel. posledica je ta, da imava zdaj rahle probleme z odpiranjem telefona (za informacijo pa naj še povem, da sta mobitela stara slab mesec).
morm pa povedat da sm dobila tako super duper darilo od klapce. zdej bom in lepo dišala in posladkala se bom in uhane bom mela nove, predvsem pa se ga bom odžejala:) kot dokaz poglejte prvo slikco in kako se mi oke svetjo ko držim mojga sodčka u roki:)
ja no..potem pa mene počas že zapusti spomin:) vse kar lahko še rečm je to da je biu žur fenomenalen, mel smo se super fajn . edina rešitev k jo vidm je da fešto spet hmal ponovimo:)
petek, 8. februar 2008
Včasih smučam hit', včasih pa počas, včasih pa na Krvavcu ful piha
Včeraj sem šla prvič v letošnji sezoni smučat:D Sem bla kot mejhn otrok v trgovini s čokolado, Sven je komentiral, da se obnašam, kot da sem prvič v življenju nad 1500 metri:)
Katja je sprobavala svoje überkul nove dile, Sven pa naju je zabaval s svojimi übersmešnimi dovtipi. Pa razgled ljudje, razgled - noro! Bel Krvavec in zelena dolina :)) Ja, pa pihalo je za znoret, ampak k sreči samo na vrhu...Check it out...
Katja je sprobavala svoje überkul nove dile, Sven pa naju je zabaval s svojimi übersmešnimi dovtipi. Pa razgled ljudje, razgled - noro! Bel Krvavec in zelena dolina :)) Ja, pa pihalo je za znoret, ampak k sreči samo na vrhu...Check it out...
Drama v Rožni dolini
Ker sobotno rajanje v Novem mestu ni zadostilo našemu pustnemu apetitu, smo se odločili, da v torek zasedemo še Rožno dolino. Jaz in Katja sva se v podobi indijanke in zajčice odpravili novim dogovivščinam naproti. Iz smeri Vrhovcev(kjer nama je čebelica Tjaša prijazno nudila zatočišče) sva strumno korakali proti dogajanju(nekaj časa nama je družbo delala tudi Savi, ki pa naju je kmalu zapustila in je raje šla domov pospravljati stanovanje), ko so
nama prijazni koprski vampirji ponudili prevoz. Za njihov vampirski okus sva bili sicer prestari, iskali so namreč mlado kri šestnajstletnic, ampak so naredili izjemo . Ko sva v Rožni dolini izstopili iz vampirmobila, je bilo dogajanje že v polnem zamahu, naju pa je tudi že malce mahalo od juice vodke. Po nekaj minutah sta se nama pridružila jamski človek in
bugiman(Pia in Julie), še malo kasneje pa precej radoživ Jack, ki se je že POŠTENO podprl v enem izmed okoliških študentskih domov. Drznil si je priti v civilu, brez maske, kar pa smo ob pomoči dveh pijanih zelenih žab, ki sta nam posodili barvo, kaj kmalu popravili:)
Ljudje so kar prihajali in prihajali in v roku ene ure smo bili že precej internacionalno obarvani, kavbojci, indijanci, irci, maročani, američani, venezuelci...
Zabava je bila v polnem teku, ko je Katja naenkrat oznanila, da je izgubila rep, po prigovarjanju podpihujočega Barrya, pa je celo zaključila, da so ji ga zagotovo ukradli. Sledilo je iskanje po grmovju, drama z repom(gre za zajčji rep, če komu morda ni jasno) pa se je končala s prijavo policiji.
Neutolažljivo Katjo smo nekako prepričali, da bo izgubo/krajo repa najlažje utopila v KMŠjevski taužentroži, zato smo se počasi, vendar složno in v vrsti odpravili tja.
Vendar...Drama še ni bila končana..Hudobni američan Eliott je naši ubogi zajčici, ki je bila že tako prizadeta zaradi izgube/kraje repa, zlomil ušeska. Zajčki so občutljiva bitja in ne prenesejo take mere hudobije v enem večeru in mera je bila polna. Zajčica je potočila solzico in večera je bilo konec.
...Nadaljevanje sledi po soboti, ko bo prišlo do soočenja med zajčico in hudobcem, ki lomi ušesa...
četrtek, 7. februar 2008
Petition to revoke the independence of the United States of America
Posredovano od prijatelja iz Anglije:
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To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.
Except Utah, which she does not fancy.
Your new Prime Minister (The Right Honourable Gordon Brown MP, for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a Minister for America without the need for further elections.
The House of Representatives and the Senate will be disbanded.
A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium." Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour'; skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters.
You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise."
You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to re-spell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation.
Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up “vocabulary." Using the same thirty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "uhh", "like", and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
Look up "interspersed."
There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary, then you won't have to use bad language as often.
2. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize."
3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier).
You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents --- Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles.
While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is "Devon." If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.
4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters.
British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness. Popular British films such as the Italian Job and the Wicker Man should never be remade.
5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.
6. You should stop playing American "football." There are other types of football such as Rugby, Aussie Rules & Gaelic football. However proper football - which will no longer be known as soccer, is the best known, most loved and most popular. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game.
The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football.
Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies).
We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2008.
You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of North America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders," which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.
7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
8. The 4th of July is no longer a public holiday. The 2nd of November will be a new national holiday, but only in Britain. It will be called "Indecisive Day."
9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap, and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call 'French fries' are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps." Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat.
Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.
11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.
12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling "beer" is not actually beer at all, it is lager . From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine." This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in the Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.
13. From the 10th of November the UK will harmonise petrol (or "gasoline," as you will be permitted to keep calling it until the 1st of April) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon -- get used to it).
14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.
16. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
Thank you for your co-operation.
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To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.
Except Utah, which she does not fancy.
Your new Prime Minister (The Right Honourable Gordon Brown MP, for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a Minister for America without the need for further elections.
The House of Representatives and the Senate will be disbanded.
A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium." Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour'; skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters.
You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise."
You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to re-spell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation.
Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up “vocabulary." Using the same thirty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "uhh", "like", and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
Look up "interspersed."
There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary, then you won't have to use bad language as often.
2. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize."
3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier).
You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents --- Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles.
While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is "Devon." If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.
4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters.
British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness. Popular British films such as the Italian Job and the Wicker Man should never be remade.
5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.
6. You should stop playing American "football." There are other types of football such as Rugby, Aussie Rules & Gaelic football. However proper football - which will no longer be known as soccer, is the best known, most loved and most popular. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game.
The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football.
Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies).
We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2008.
You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of North America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders," which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.
7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
8. The 4th of July is no longer a public holiday. The 2nd of November will be a new national holiday, but only in Britain. It will be called "Indecisive Day."
9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap, and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call 'French fries' are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps." Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat.
Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.
11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.
12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling "beer" is not actually beer at all, it is lager . From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine." This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in the Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.
13. From the 10th of November the UK will harmonise petrol (or "gasoline," as you will be permitted to keep calling it until the 1st of April) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon -- get used to it).
14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.
16. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
Thank you for your co-operation.
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torek, 5. februar 2008
Skoči, lahko je ali kakšne flashe imamo
Z Nino sva danes blazno pametni, na msnju razglabljava o tem, če naju obe kdaj zamika, da bi skočili v globino, kadar pogledava dol. In glej ga zlomka, obe naju večkrat zaflešira v tej smeri. Pa daleč od tega, da bi imeli kakršnekoli samomorilske misli ali težnje, gre samo za privlačnost globine in impulzivne prebliske. Podobno je tistim mislim, ko hodiš po cesti in ti gre nasproti avto in bi rad prišel do naslednjega prometnega znaka/stebra/kamna, preden pride avto do tebe in te strašno znervira, če ti to ne uspe. Ali pa ko si majhen(ali pa mlad) in včasih nardiš stvari, k jih ne bi smel in veš da niso kul, recimo koga spotakneš ali ugrizneš, ampak čisto impulzivno, nenačrtovano in brez kakršnegakoli pomisleka o posledicah - flash. Mislite, da ti prebliski z leti izginejo in jih bomo kdaj prerastli?
Roza simbioza
Malo zabavnega branja, če ima kdo preveč časa. Zapisi enega simpatičnega mariborskega geja in njegovi pogledi na slovensko estrado. Fun, fun, fun.
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ponedeljek, 4. februar 2008
Bu bu buuugi
Kot najbrž že vsi veste, je boogie bil in uspel(doh). Patriot je pokal po šivih, če bi hoteli, bi lahko s skupnimi močmi brez problemov kar takrat zrušili občinsko stavbo. Bili smo vse mogoče živalske in ostale vrste, od čebelic in trotov, muck, Jana v pingvinjem kostumu (ki je bila pa pojem mnenju med najbolšimi maskami), različne vrste crime fighterjev(samuraj in dirty Harry), hudičkov, smrti, kraljic, čarovnic, križancev med rdečo kapico in bradato gospo, Luba iz podgurja, dvajseta leta pa sta zastopala Charlie Chaplin in charlestonka.
EPP: Ste slišali Infotehnin jingle? No, ker je Infotehna programski sponzor Patriota, so vsake toliko časa med komadi spustili reklamo: "Noooocoooj je vaš spoonzor Infoootehna!" :) Beyond:P
Drugače se je pa boogie spet dokazal kot edinstven dogodek na novomeški party sceni, to so žal na svoji koži občutile tudi Nika, Petra in Maruša, ki so zaradi prepoznega prihoda morale pred vhodom čakati na dovoljenje za vstop, groznu:(
Prigod je milijon, prosim za nadaljno obnovo dogodka v komentarjih!:)
Enough said, kot ponavadi sledi dokazni material:)
Aja, pa še ena before boogie - za kontrast:)
EPP: Ste slišali Infotehnin jingle? No, ker je Infotehna programski sponzor Patriota, so vsake toliko časa med komadi spustili reklamo: "Noooocoooj je vaš spoonzor Infoootehna!" :) Beyond:P
Drugače se je pa boogie spet dokazal kot edinstven dogodek na novomeški party sceni, to so žal na svoji koži občutile tudi Nika, Petra in Maruša, ki so zaradi prepoznega prihoda morale pred vhodom čakati na dovoljenje za vstop, groznu:(
Prigod je milijon, prosim za nadaljno obnovo dogodka v komentarjih!:)
Enough said, kot ponavadi sledi dokazni material:)
Aja, pa še ena before boogie - za kontrast:)
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