SPAM!!!

Vsi poznamo spam. To so tisti maili, ki si jih ne želimo. Sam jih dobivam prevladujoče tri vrste:

From: dr. Phil Fallus
To: Nejc Gazvoda

Suprise her with your pocket rocket so big her screams will be heard all the way to Zajčji vrh! Just one click away!

From: Mehmed Debeđi
To: Nejc Gazvoda

ROLEX ROLEX 100 DOLLARS ONLY ROLEX

From: Uganda Bag!ande!
To: Nejc Gazvoda

Hello friend you good yes? Need favor! I have TRI BILION DOLLAR and no one to give the money? You want the money and blowjob from my daughters (35 of them?) Come to Uganda now!

Samo meni ni nekaj jasno - KAKO TI HUDIČI VEDO, DA SI NAJBOLJ ŽELIM VEČJI POCKET ROCKET, ROLLEX IN POTOVANJE V AFRIKO? To je X files, vam rečem. Zato sem si dovolil malo pesniške svobode. Naredil bom sledeče - predvidel bom, kakšen spam VI dobivate v svoj mail, sodeč po tem, kar predvidevam, da vam manjka. Bom videl, če sem kaj zadel.

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From: Prince George
To: Katja Žigante

Hello love,

I will be yours forever and you can still have sex with Gazvoda and I will not be angry. I will pay for your dancing lessons, buy you a house in countryside and you can graduadte without having to actually BE in ENGLAND! And of course, I`ll buy you a horse and a gym. Ta - ta!

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From: Dating Escort
To: Nina Dragičevič

Tired of strange Portugese man? Call 1800-PEKEL-SKORAJ TREBNJE and you will have your own escort!!!

(requires constant care and easyjet ticket)

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From: Travel agency Sunshine
To: Milena Jakovljevic

SPECIAL OFFER TRAVEL TO MIAMI AND CANARY ISLANDS IN ONE MONTH ONLY... wait, what? Oh, nevermind.

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From: GuitarHeroMaster
To: Munkey

Congratulations, you have skillz! I buy you a woman and one billion dollars, you play SO good.

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From: Medmed Baharim
To: Jasna

MEDICAL SCHOOL SLOVENIA NOT GOOD COME PRIŠTINA ONE YEAR TRAINING YOU BECOME DOCTOR, VETENARIAN, SINGER AND STRIPPER ALL TOGETHER JUST ONE DOLLAR INCLUDES DIPLOMA AND FIVE PHD

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From: CSI Bučna vas
To: Kristina Barbo

Don`t have any serious cases? WE MURDER ONE FOR YOU! For just 4.99$ you get a body, a crime and a sexy criminal officer for your sidekick! We provide sperm samples and DNA for small fee!

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From: Alcohol R Us
To: Alexandra Savik

Tired of being picked on because you don`t drink? Try our special training program where we teach you how to act drunk even if you are not! Includes funny walking, dancing on tables, vomiting, flasing and mooning and for nominal fee a 14 day lesson on HOW DRUNK CHICKS ACT IN BED. Call now!

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From: /
To: Matija Zaletelj

Chuck Norris, Bog in Tič ne dobivajo spama, doh.